Bleach, Please – Clean Cotton Scented Candle – 9 oz

Bleach, Please – Clean Cotton Scented Candle – 9 oz

Clean Cotton / 9oz
$22.99
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Bleach, Please – Clean Cotton Scented Candle – 9 oz

Bleach, Please – Clean Cotton Scented Candle – 9 oz

$22.99

“A cleansing ritual—but make it petty.”

This isn’t a soft reset. It’s a spiritual pressure wash.

Bleach, Please smells like fresh laundry and final decisions—bright cotton, cool air, and the lingering satisfaction of finally blocking them everywhere. It’s a white-sheet spell in a jar: all clarity, no closure. Light it when you’re done explaining, done repeating, and done entertaining energy that doesn’t meet your standards.

It’s not just letting go; It’s get the hell out energy.

Light it when you're:

  • Airing things out (emotionally and energetically)

  • Reclaiming your peace with moon water and layered boundaries

  • Folding linens and planning the softest revenge of your life

Candle Features:

  • Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy blend—burns clean, but cuts deep

  • 50–60 hour burn time to scrub your space and your spirit

  • Reusable glass vessel—store salt, sigils, or severed soul ties

  • Complies with safety standards—but not your ex’s expectations

Candle Care (because clarity is cute, but fire safety’s cuter):

  • Trim wick to ¼" before each burn—clean flames, clear outcomes

  • Never leave burning unattended (this candle has enough attitude without you)

  • Keep away from pets, kids, flammables, and codependency

  • Burn for 2–3 hours to fully reset the vibe

  • Let cool before touching—this isn’t instant gratification, it’s healing

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