Bleach, Please – Clean Cotton Scented Candle – 9 oz
“A cleansing ritual—but make it petty.”
This isn’t a soft reset. It’s a spiritual pressure wash.
Bleach, Please smells like fresh laundry and final decisions—bright cotton, cool air, and the lingering satisfaction of finally blocking them everywhere. It’s a white-sheet spell in a jar: all clarity, no closure. Light it when you’re done explaining, done repeating, and done entertaining energy that doesn’t meet your standards.
It’s not just letting go; It’s get the hell out energy.
Light it when you're:
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Airing things out (emotionally and energetically)
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Reclaiming your peace with moon water and layered boundaries
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Folding linens and planning the softest revenge of your life
Candle Features:
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Eco-friendly, non-toxic soy blend—burns clean, but cuts deep
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50–60 hour burn time to scrub your space and your spirit
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Reusable glass vessel—store salt, sigils, or severed soul ties
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Complies with safety standards—but not your ex’s expectations
Candle Care (because clarity is cute, but fire safety’s cuter):
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Trim wick to ¼" before each burn—clean flames, clear outcomes
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Never leave burning unattended (this candle has enough attitude without you)
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Keep away from pets, kids, flammables, and codependency
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Burn for 2–3 hours to fully reset the vibe
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Let cool before touching—this isn’t instant gratification, it’s healing