Midnight Margaritas-Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
"Eye of newt, toe of frog, wing of bat, tongue of dog. Adder's fork and blindworm's sting. Barbados lime is just the thing. Cragged salt like a sailor's stubble! Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble!"
Midnight Margaritas is for the witches who know you don’t ask for permission. You summon the ancestors, blast music at the wrong volume, and salt your glass like you're warding off spirits. And if someone starts singing “You put the lime in the coconut” Well...
you know what time it is.
Product Features:
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Soft, breathable cotton—perfect for kitchen witchery and tequila-fueled truths
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Ribbed collar that holds its shape through hexes and hangovers
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Ethically produced with a seamless design that cuts waste, not corners
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Shoulder tape for structure (because the rest of your life? A little wobbly)
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Looks great with slippers, spell books, and salt trails
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, like your tone when you say “she was a bit of a man-eater.”
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Tumble dry low, or hang it like a ward
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Do not iron—this chaos is meant to be worn crumpled
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Bleach not recommended (unless emotional, then proceed)