Burn blunts not witches-Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Burn blunts not witches-Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Legalize herbs. Decriminalize magic.
This shirt is for the modern mystic with zero tolerance for oppression and a deep appreciation for good flower. Featuring witchy green hands, glamorously sharp nails, and a blunt that’s lit in every sense, it’s a wearable protest spell wrapped in high vibes and higher standards.
Witchy perks include:
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Soft, ethically sourced fabric that feels like a hug from your coven
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Shoulder tape and ribbed collar that hold up better than a Salem trial
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Seamless design = less waste, more intention
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Bold, high-quality print ideal for loud opinions and louder aesthetics
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Made with 100% U.S. cotton—blessed by stoners and spellcasters alike
Care instructions:
Wash cold. Tumble dry low.
No ironing. No dry cleaning.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Let it air dry under the moon if you’re feeling extra.